Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 7:46:59 GMT 10
G'day smokie
heres a joke for your kids..... As you pointed out kids love bum jokes... And fart jokes.
And adults like this one as well.
Why Sharks circle?
2 sharks are swimming along. A Daddy shark and a a bubby shark.
They come across some poor unfortunate shipwreck survivors treading water and the bubby shark says.
Dad dad can we eat them can we can we!
The dad shark says
Yes son we can, but we got to do it right, first we swim around,fins out of the water in circles for... 1/2 a day.
So they do this till the bubby shark can't take it any longer and says to the dad.
Pleaaase can't we eat them now!
The dad shark says yes but one more thing to do. We get in real close and splash around and show your teeth.... 1 hour. So the do this till finally the bubby shark says again.
Dad... Pleaaase can't we eat them now.
The dad shark says yes. So they eat thier fill and as they are swimming off the bubby shark says.
Dad that was really really good but all that mucking around ....
The dad sharks reply
Son, they are just like prawns. They taste heaps better without the poo in them.
Regards dave
heres a joke for your kids..... As you pointed out kids love bum jokes... And fart jokes.
And adults like this one as well.
Why Sharks circle?
2 sharks are swimming along. A Daddy shark and a a bubby shark.
They come across some poor unfortunate shipwreck survivors treading water and the bubby shark says.
Dad dad can we eat them can we can we!
The dad shark says
Yes son we can, but we got to do it right, first we swim around,fins out of the water in circles for... 1/2 a day.
So they do this till the bubby shark can't take it any longer and says to the dad.
Pleaaase can't we eat them now!
The dad shark says yes but one more thing to do. We get in real close and splash around and show your teeth.... 1 hour. So the do this till finally the bubby shark says again.
Dad... Pleaaase can't we eat them now.
The dad shark says yes. So they eat thier fill and as they are swimming off the bubby shark says.
Dad that was really really good but all that mucking around ....
The dad sharks reply
Son, they are just like prawns. They taste heaps better without the poo in them.
Regards dave
